February 2011
Awkward but hilariously effective? what?
HER: I also like my bed so I’m going to get in it and fall asleepHIM: hahaha. ok. my bed is pretty comfy…HER: oh yeah?HIM: ya. it is you might have to come… sit on it or something…HER: ya… i might have to do that… ya know… compare mattresses….
January 2011
REBLOG IF YOU'RE AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY!
putitonshuffle:
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chillurbananas:
PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME IF YOU DON’T REBLOG
this is so sad :’(
I'm pretty sure my Valentines would be something...
randomness-is-epic:
my friends:
me:
welcome to my life.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
mendmyheart:
wardah:
uncomfortablydumb:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
hahahahahaha.
Me and my close friend Sally were just talking about this last night lmao
and then i say fuck you all.
Why I hate being single in...
imissthewaywewere:
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?” Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Year’s?” Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?” Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
That awkward moment when everyone talks about...
mungreleatworld:
“Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you...”
– Conan O’Brien (via 36974)
That awkward moment when you still cannot...
“Cause I still don’t know how to act, don’t know what to say. I still wear the...”
– The Script (via jesseekkah)
fuckyeahitstess:femalebridge:ohhellothuurjoce:thesh...
